A League of Their Own -> 1.07 - Full Count
You got this, okay? You are Super Maxima, Queen of, of Rockfordia and you are crusading toward victory.
Warrior Nun: Beatrice’s journey reconciling the mission with her love for
Ava was beautiful to behold
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Glass Onion + Text posts
[ID: tumblr posts edited onto gifs from Glass Onion.
1. Blanc sipping kombucha in the pool. @/danidoesathing “Benoit Blanc really is the most guy ever. He’s a world famous detective. He’s played by a British man but has a fake country accent. He dresses like a cartoon character and smokes cigars. He hates mystery games because he sucks at them. He plays video games with his friends in the bath over discord. He has a soft spot pathetic, righteous, panicky women. He makes up words on the fly. He’s gay. He hates rich people.”
2. Zoom in of the Mona Lisa’s face catching fire. @/tracing-rivers “Guys the Mona Lisa is painted on wood. The fact that it’s clearly canvas that goes out in flames shows that the Louvre goddammit knew not to trust that moron with it. The literally made him spend millions in safely gear and gave him a poster on a frame knowing he wouldn’t know the difference.”
3. Helen gulping whiskey during the climax. @/annoir “Glass Onion script team really said "we’ve hidden the meaning of the film under several layers of plot, but yes. the message is just as obvious as the title indicates. All you really need to see is that powerful billionaires don’t deserve shit and *CAN* be taken down by force” and it’s very direct action of them
4. Blanc in the bath, on his laptop. @/oifaa “Something I find really funny about the glass onion among us scene is that is that no one is actually dead yet which means that blanc either just vented in front of everyone or he was that suspicious that everyone caught on immediately.
5. Helen telling Blanc about the puzzle box invitation. @/flareguncalamity "my favourite part of glass onion btw is is that benoit blanc didn’t even get to do the puzzles in the puzzle box. Helen gave it to him already smashed open. He just trashed the puzzles to bron’s face to fuck with him”
6. Phillip answering the door. @/hyacinthony “Hugh grant playing benoit blanc’s husband in glass onion means Phillip and blanc had a gay romcom movie in the middle of all blanc’s Agatha Christie whodunnit movies”
7. Bron slipping the gun off Duke while hugging him. @/jesuisici33 “omg miles really is an idiot when he shot Helen he had a glove on hoping that would make sure no fingerprints would be on the gun but when he took duke’s gun earlier he was barehanded which means his fingerprints *WERE ALREADY* on the gun making the glove useless what a fucking idiot”
8. Claire shouting at Helen, Rothko’s Number 207 (Red over Dark Blue on Dark Grey) in the background. @/chotzooi “Nobody in the glass onion tag is talking about the fact that the Rothko painting on the wall is *UPSIDE DOWN*. Truly shows that Miles Bron is just a rich dumb twat”
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Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!
The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.
This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.
Here is a short and easy video showing this in action
The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.
You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.
If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!
I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.
If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!
My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."
He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."
He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"
I did.
"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."
It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.
So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.
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#I think I have seen this film before… (insp)
MAX CHAPMAN & CLANCE MORGAN
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022 - )
Had the pleasure of being commissioned to make cards for these 3 babes and complete the set!
You can actually find these cards as well as all the peaches on my store now, link in bio 💖